1. The Grinch will steal the roast beast and if he doesn’t, Max will
2. The crystal glasses might get smashed when Horton starts hearing voices and goes on a rampage
3. You must NOT serve fish…..why, you may ask? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish….it would be so Hannibal Lector
4. Don’t invite Sam I am, unless you want to be known for serving a lot of green things